this car could truly be an oil painting... but i bet the gobby old trollop who owns this looks like boiled cabbage in the mornings. Imagine Eric Idle's girlfriend in Nuns On The Run opening her 'marf' and speaking dreadful 'cor blimey farkin cockney' in her nasal essex accent. She's probably as rough as a badger's arse and tasty as Salmonella & eggs.
Best of OPC. 
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this car could truly be an oil painting... but i bet the gobby old trollop who owns this looks like boiled cabbage in the mornings. Imagine Eric Idle's girlfriend in Nuns On The Run opening her 'marf' and speaking dreadful 'cor blimey farkin cockney' in her nasal essex accent. She's probably as rough as a badger's arse and tasty as Salmonella & eggs.
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